Harry Potter and the Paradigm Shift
By Kinsfire
So the *second* Child of Prophecy (Neville, if you haven't figured it out) puts the Final Kibosh on the second Dark Lord (and in front of witnesses, including no less than the Director of Magical Law Enforcement) who just so happens to be the Minister for Magic. (Ewwwww; that's going to leave a bad taste in a lot of magical mouths!) Harry is found to be alive and kicking, and at St. Mungo's (that emergency setting for his jumpdisc) only to get hit by the Falling Sandbag.
In case anyone was wondering about the Paul Dirac thing, I figure I'll explain it. What Harry did, if I understand right, is created a picogram of positrons in Voldemort's brain. Because the positron is the antipartical of the electron, it caused a antimatter reaction that not only reduced the molecules of Voldemort's brain to its constituent atoms, but made a fairly large explosion. And kinsfire certainly did his homework, the energy produce comes out to about 180,000 Joules + the energy from the molecular bonds disolving, which is about the same as 86 pounds of dynamite. Good show!
That last sentence was a rhetorical question, wasn't it? Well, now I guess we see how things turned out.
Yes, I do think he's crazy enough...